Adage

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Elrod hated the old adage that the early bird gets the worm. He has spent countless hours rising before dawn just to catch a few measly worms. He sought counsel from the Face of Everyman but that would mean that he would wake the venerable sage. So, while the rest of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa slept soundly, Elrod was vigilant.

Spring

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Father Robin returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Inasmuch as Robins were known to herald Spring he had planned his sermon to address the guests about the rebirth of nature. the Face of Everyman was reluctant to tell him that the chapel had been recently converted to house refugees.

Flood Watch

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A flood watch was established as a new storm front swept in to inundate the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was worried as bookings sank to a new low. If this kept up he’d have to pay the staff in IOUs.

Golf?

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The championship golf team of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa met before dawn. They hoped that the greens thawed by tee time. the Face of Everyman awoke long enough to give them a hint: reschedule for Sunday 9 AM.

Yikes!

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Yikes. No one had told Reynaldo that the waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were ice cold. the Face of Everyman tried to warn him but his teeth were chattering too much. The venerable sage couldn’t wait till the pond heater had melted the ice.

Flooding

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Ms Robin confronted the Face of Everyman to complain about the unceasing rain. Her deluxe suite at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was flooded. The venerable sage assured her that if anybody came to work today he’d send them over to solve her problem. That is, if anybody came to work.

Disagreements

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At first the Face of Everyman couldn’t believe his ears; these two argued about everything: politics, religion, where best to hunt worms, etc. With all this beauty around them in the form of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, one would think that they would find a lot less to disagree about.