After months of lock down nerves were raw. Tempers short. These were the darkest days for the residents of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Even the Face of Everyman fed up with about everything.
The Addison Brothers have chosen the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa as the best place to open a bicycle shop. They asked the Face of Everyman to recommend the best commercial spots in this vast wooded paradise. There didn’t seem to be many bike paths. Would this prove to be a problem?
Father Robin was booking into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa as New Year’s Eve was upon us. He asked the Face of Everyman for a quiet roosting spot. After all, he had to be up early to catch the first worm of the New Year.
A lone Robin stopped by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa on his way South. Normally considered in the banana belt of the Pacific Flyway, this fabled land was losing its cachet as a winter retreat. As ice started to form the Face of Everyman tried to apologize for the weather and offered the visitor a reduced rate for a three night stay.
These days arguments seemed common at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Seen above local day trippers have garnered the best spots in the spa. Guests have to take second best. the Face of Everyman was reluctant to intercede. If feathers started flying then . . .
Fall at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa meant that the Circuit RiderFather Robin has returned to tend his flock. Thick fog kept most folks away from any formal services. the Face of Everyman offered to rig some lights and move a few pews into a more casual arrangement.
A parade of charlatans worked the Pacific flyway; one appearing almost weekly at the remote Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Each would want free time with the guests to bamboozle a few into buying something or other. This one claims to be the New Prophet. Little did he realize that the Face of Everyman had long reserved that title for himself.
Bucko Billy, First Mate of the hell ship Pride of Wallingford, stopped by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to wish the Face of Everyman “Happy Father’s Day”. He took this opportunity to check on his prosthetic leg which had been on back order for months. The venerable sage was too choked up with emotions to give a coherent response.
The Reverend Robin chases off the personification of Evil in this Tableau_Vivant being performed at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the face of Everyman always sought honesty in his still life portrayals. The EMTs were called when the Cow Bird collapsed from holding that position. The venerable sage searched Craig’s List for a suitable perch.
Bertram and his sibling wondered what two wet Robins saw in each other. Tho the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was on a remote stop over on the Pacific Flyway surely there was more to choose from as mates. the Face of Everyman chose not to offer an allegory.
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