the Face of Everyman awoke to a revival type diatribe that the venerable sage hadn’t heard since the days of Billy Sunday. The few onlookers soon wandered away. Only when the speaker had the lowered his voice was it clear that he was against the new taxes being imposed on imported bird seed.
Channeling
The Tent Revival folks had setup Winter quarters in the big meadow not far from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Where ever Pastor Bob found a gathering he felt compelled to preach. the Face of Everyman thought Bob channeled Elmer Gantry and Billy Sunday with just a hint of Aimee Semple McPherson. When all the cracked corn was eaten, the crowd just seemed to wander off.
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