Pastor Bob

The moment that the life giving force of the Spring of Eternal Giving ceased to flow the Face of Everyman was startled awake.  Through his sleepy-eyed state he perceived the reflection of an enormous raptor about to swoop down and make a kill right here in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Within a nano second he had cleared his eyes and determined that it was merely Pastor Bob about to give another interminable sermon.

Channeling

The Tent Revival folks had setup Winter quarters in the big meadow not far from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Where ever Pastor Bob found a gathering he felt compelled to preach.  the Face of Everyman thought Bob channeled Elmer Gantry and Billy Sunday with just a hint of Aimee Semple McPherson.  When all the cracked corn was eaten, the crowd just seemed to wander off.