Dregs

Even Bambi’s Aunt Edna couldn’t stomach three-day old rain soaked chile laced birdseed. She left it for the songbirds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure he would wholesale off the remainder.

Surprise

Calliope was startled by the IR light. Little did she know that image would now appear on TicToc; followed by millions. It was the thing the Face of Everyman feared most: uncontrolled crowds trampling the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Perhaps ICE need a new target.

Contorted

Arnold felt like the cow with a crumpled horn in the rhyme of “These is the house that Jack built”. His once majestic four-point rack was now two points and a gnarled, twisted other. His case seemed singular to the Face of Everyman, none other had been seen in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.