Bulking Up

Arnold wasn’t that geeky kid anymore. He had bulked up to make a fine specimen. Mating season in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was but a few moons away and he looked forward to starting his own harem. the Face of Everyman may have misjudged the poor boy.

Full Moon

The Farmer’s Almanac referred to this full moon as the Buck Moon. A file photo had to be used today as there seems to be no bucks to be observed in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure if that was a good thing or not.

Annoyed

“Who was this kid that kept asking questions?” Once again Bambi annoyed the venerable sage with questions. “No, he hadn’t seen Thumper.” “The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was a vast forest, and a pesky rabbit could be anywhere.” the Face of Everyman replied.

Who? Indeed

Bambi announced that he was two days old already; and asked the venerable sage how old he might be. the Face of Everyman was shocked. “Who lets these people into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa?” he asked of nobody in particular.

Action

A file photo from a year ago illustrates the abundance of wildlife in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. A Bambi frolicked and was captured in action. the Face of Everyman always liked these shots. He didn’t get out much these days.

Drought

As water levels receded in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Bambi’s Mother had to go further and further in search of water. the Face of Everyman blamed the off-season weather patterns of the Pacific Northwest.