Who? Indeed

Bambi announced that he was two days old already; and asked the venerable sage how old he might be. the Face of Everyman was shocked. “Who lets these people into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa?” he asked of nobody in particular.

Action

A file photo from a year ago illustrates the abundance of wildlife in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. A Bambi frolicked and was captured in action. the Face of Everyman always liked these shots. He didn’t get out much these days.

Drought

As water levels receded in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Bambi’s Mother had to go further and further in search of water. the Face of Everyman blamed the off-season weather patterns of the Pacific Northwest.

Antlers

Hopscotch wasn’t sure what pronouns he should adopt now that he had antlers. There weren’t many non-binary folks in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He turned to ask the Face of Everyman, but he appeared to be napping.

Laments

This uncaring teenager is busy sucking up the birdseed meant for the little songbirds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman laments that there is no budget line item for feeding these ravenous deer. They will be his ruin yet.