Bambi announced that he was two days old already; and asked the venerable sage how old he might be. the Face of Everyman was shocked. “Who lets these people into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa?” he asked of nobody in particular.
A file photo from a year ago illustrates the abundance of wildlife in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. A Bambi frolicked and was captured in action. the Face of Everyman always liked these shots. He didn’t get out much these days.
Oh! Oh! Mollie was caught. Trespass was charged. Second offense in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The mouthful of Butter Cups was proof enough. the Face of Everyman issued a stern warning.
As water levels receded in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Bambi’s Mother had to go further and further in search of water. the Face of Everyman blamed the off-season weather patterns of the Pacific Northwest.
In an open demonstration of silent contempt Maude expressed her feelings for all of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to witness. the Face of Everyman knew he should have never cancelled Day Care for the Summer months.
Hopscotch wasn’t sure what pronouns he should adopt now that he had antlers. There weren’t many non-binary folks in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He turned to ask the Face of Everyman, but he appeared to be napping.
Barnaby made a special trip to show the venerable sage his new antlers (early stage) and to parade them about the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the face of Everyman made a big ta do over his new manliness.
Bambi’s Aunt Ena always sent photos of herself when at popular resorts. Seen above is one she had a passerby take while at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman encouraged such activity.
This uncaring teenager is busy sucking up the birdseed meant for the little songbirds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman laments that there is no budget line item for feeding these ravenous deer. They will be his ruin yet.
A File Image to commemorate Leap Day in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman couldn’t understand what the fuss was all about. He had seen these days come and go before anybody cared about them.