Suet Feeders

the Face of Everyman was pleased to welcome the first visitor of the new travel season. The little guy booked in to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa because travel brochures mentioned that peanut butter suet feeders are a favorite with guests.


Miss Sims brought her Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Daycare class out to meet the Face of Everyman.   Some of the kids thought it was nap time and fell asleep while the venerable sage was recounting some of his personal triumphs.  Sensing that he had lost his audience he joined them in a nap.

Head Start

The Montetorkie school received a Grant to open a Head Start Daycare at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Enrollment was an over whelming success.  the Face of Everyman shuddered at the the thought of these poor tykes under the rule of Sister Mary Margaret.  He himself had know the sharp whack on the the knuckles to get his full attention and obedience.


A small group of well wishers gathered at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Concerns over the health and well being of Tula the manor house cat foremost on their minds.  the Face of Everyman requested that flowers and Teddy bears be placed near the Cabana huts to avoid plugging the pumps.  It was acceptable to float small candles on the water.  In the distance, held at bay by Security forces, a handful of Paparazzi clamored for Tula to appear and prove to all that her tail had not been straightened during her visit to the private clinic. .

Circus Folks

The circus had established Winter quarters in the large meadow near the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Occasionally the thirteen little folks who made up the Clown Act would pile into their bright yellow VW bug and drive over in time for the first seating of High Tea.  Alack and alas,  the Face of Everyman  didn’t understand a word of their Gypsy dialect.   Link leads offsite: