Pop Inspections

Frequent unannounced inspections by Tula the autocratic cat from the manor house situated high above the Foggy bottoms Resort and Spa kept the security forces alert and on their toes.  the Face of Everyman showed this aging animal great deference; after all, she wielded far more power than he.


They were certain that they were walking into an ambush but the lure of cracked corn and millet seed was overpowering.  Fresh tracks in the mud of big cats made them wary.  The fact that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was a UNESCO avian sanctuary never crossed the minds of Tula’, Panther or Boots.  All were neighborhood scofflaws and may have done hard timethe Face of Everyman was conducting business on mind-skype and was powerless to aid the naive pigeons if a rumble went down.


Tula’ came down from the manor house to inspect for herself the backstage setting of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa ongoing saga featuring the Face of Everyman and the birds and critters here- abouts.  She strutted her best strut; all the while knowing that the new camera was recording her every movement.


This archived photo of Tula is posted to remind followers that she exists and still prowls the vast grounds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  the Face of Everyman enjoys her company if, of course, he is not napping.


Almost unnoticed Tula, the manor house cat reverted to type.  Seen above in security camera footage she strikes the pose of a natural born hunter.  The venerable sage of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa gave her a look of reproach; pointing out that she was still highly visible.

Field Trials

TULA, guardian of the manor house, returned from Miss Thistlewaite’s obedience school for elderly cats.  She immediately forgot ever skill that she had acquired except one: Pointing.  As a “practical joke”  the Face of Everyman signed Tula up for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Sportsmen Club field trials.  No one was more surprised than her mistress when Tula was awarded a second prize and ribbon.  She could of easily taken the First from the English Setter and Labrador Retriever, but she was weak in flushing game and retrieving.


Security forces cordoned off the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to prevent unauthorized photos of Tula’ the cat, from being used to confirm or deny the ugly rumor that her visit to a private clinic last week was for the purpose of having her tail straightened.   In the end it was all for naught.  A small boy, a guest perhaps, slipped through the net and took the above photo on a Brownie Box camera purchased on eBay.  the Face of Everyman, caught unawares, wished that he had had time to pose.  After all, his face was truly his fortune.