The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa held morning swimming lessons for pre-schoolers.  Even before his first cup of coffee the Face of Everyman was forced to endure the crying, splashing, yelling and near cacophony of the fledglings.  Over four billion years ago the venerable sage had sworn not to marry and have offspring.  He was frequently reminded of his solemn oath.

Yellow Peril

Leslie was the Advance Man for the famous rock group Yellow Peril.  They were on their third final world tour.  The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa is where the band first got together.  Back then, they were just a rag tag bunch of Cabana Boys trying to make their mark in a field already glutted with wannabes.  the Face of Everyman shuddered when he realized the nightly cacophony he would have to endure during their booking.