Bixby chose a route thru the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa partly to show the Face of Everyman the beginnings of his new antlers and partly to see if dreck was still being served to the lunch crowd.
Death Threat
the Face of Everyman was unclear if the Death Threat was real or was it a poorly worded request. The venerable sage tried to remain calm and not show fear, but that proved difficult. In the end, the villain departed the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa vowing to return. Immediately, the Kindly ol’ Pensioner put everybody on half rations of dreck. Nothing should attract these marauders. Everyman pleaded, on the guests behalf, for a wiser solution.
Dreck
Complaints had reached city hall that the kindly ol’ pensioner was, once again, cutting corners on service by serving dreck. But, of course, who was dispatched to sample the service at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and to right this terrible wrong? None other than “Road Kill” McGillicutty, of the local Carrion Club. RK always got a light buzz on soggy fermented corn and sunflower seeds. The posh resort retained it’s three star ranking despite the vehement protests of the Face of Everyman.
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