European Starling

The salesman, Goodpaster, tried to convince the Face of Everyman that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa needed a new pond heater Model X2000. The venerable sage knew when he was being conned.

Cyber Monday sales were brisk at the arcade shops surrounding the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Reginald was miffed. The best GPS gear was sold out. the Face of Everyman offered him a rain check. But that wasn’t good enough.

Ambrose had been cast as Iago in Othello, a popular play with the folks at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman noted that even at rehearsals he received a standing ovation. Unfortunately, he was never out of character.

Once again Euro-Trash took command of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman tried to recall the number for Raptor Removal Services.

the Face of Everyman was used to the thinly veiled threats made by these thugs. Luckily few visited the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

A gang of marauding toughs cleared the pool of paying guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman felt helpless in these situations. Where was a Marvel Comic book hero when you needed them?

Bobbie and Billie weren’t sure that they wanted to bathe with this ex-con. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa often served as a half-way house for paroled felons. the Face of Everyman reached out for income every way he could.