Twins

Whip Saw and Slab Jack were twins.  A fact each resented.  They fought and argued constantly; causing many guests to feel upset and distressed.   Management at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would have barred them from using the facilities except for the fact that they were regarded as foreigners and Corporate wanted to foster an image of inclusion, etc.  the Face of Everyman calculated that after residing here for more than 60 generations these two rascals should have learned some manners; or at least gone their separate ways.  And was there really a Starling Anti-defamation League?