The signs were posted all about the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. They clearly prohibited: skate boarding, bungee jumping and parkour. the Face of Everyman was bewildered as to which of these stunts this obnoxious guests was trying to perform.
the Face of Everyman noted in his daily log that those funny looking birds were back at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He counted himself as lucky when they showed up in just twos and threes. Elsewhere in North America they gathered in the tens of thousands.
Father Robin is preaching to the unwashed in this file photo from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was unclear as to wither or not these two thugs comprehended anything the good cleric said.
The winter storm had blown in one of most wretched creature. the Face of Everyman surmised that this exotic bird had been separated from its flock. There was no place for this predator in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Draven, scion of evil, appeared in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, as if from no where. the Face of Everyman tried to remain calm. Draven scorned the vast flocks of his brethren as they swooped over nearby farm lands. He lived to perpetrate evil on his own. The venerable sage dare not speak first.
It was Free Swim Day at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The pool would close for Fall cleaning. So guess who shows up? Sonny the school yard bully. The others, including the Face of Everyman, could only hunker-down and wait till he flew off.
Born with a face that only a mother could love, little Damian tried to make friends where ever he went. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was filled with new fledglings, however none seemed to want to play. the Face of Everyman seemed just as stand offish. This would be Damian’s fate. Downhearted he returned to his murmuration.
Bastrop was a gifted impersonator. Seen above he is working the lunch crowd at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He held them under his sway for a full hour and then did twenty minutes of encore requests. the Face of Everyman was a bit embarrassed at how life like and spot on was Bastrop’s rendition of the venerable sage himself.
This Demonic Spawn of Evil attempts to draw Father Robin into a theological discussion. Luckily the Face of Everyman is present and can ward off twists of circular logic. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa is indeed fortunate to have this carved chunk of basalt as manager.
Slime-ball was withering under the unwavering glare of Miss Rowena. She wasn’t about to bathe with this jerk around. She would appeal to the Face of Everyman except that he never did what was expected of his managerial position. She might suggest that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa recruit a new leader. “A new broom sweeps clean.” Mom used to say.
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