Hunting was not allowed in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, a UNESCO World Heritage site. the Face of Everyman was quick to remind the intruder that: “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.”
From somewhere Nimrod appeared with a fish in his beak; a first for Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Crows. Closing for a separate kill is Panther. By mornings light the Face of Everyman awoke to the stench.
On the oft chance she would not be detected Panther ignored the no hunting rules in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman followed up on his Amazon order for a collar with bell.
It was a dry night, and the local Tabby was out hunting in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It was his nature, but the Face of Everyman admonished him for hunting in this UNESCO Heritage site.
In a scene rarely captured on the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa security camera two predators look for the catch of the day. the Face of Everyman was unsure if this was gang related or just a natural occurrence.
Like a Deer caught in the head lights Renaldo was blinded by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa security camera. the Face of Everyman slept thru the intrusion; once again.
It’s hard to say who was the more disappointed: Boots or the Face of Everyman. The cat found no birds and the venerable sage awoke with ice on his face. It was a poor exfoliant. Carborundum was his first choice.