Raspberry

Once again Hercules surmounted the state of the art security system protecting the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Audio forensics determined that this Criminal Mastermind was actually showing his disdain for Law and Order by giving the camera the feline equivalent of the Bronx Cheer.  the Face of Everyman vowed that strong measures would be taken should Hercules ever be apprehended and brought to justice.

Hercules

Once again, inexplicably, the Early Warning Klaxon had failed to warn of an intruder entering the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  As the Face of Everyman slowly came out of his REM stage sleep he was able to comprehend what this semi-feral feline wanted.  Somewhere Hercules had heard that one needed to apply for a Songbird Hunting License before one could legally take a bird.  The venerable sage assured him that the the Resort was now a sanctuary with laws against hunting anything.  The big cat left unhappy and unfulfilled; you knew he’d be back.

Hercules

Since last Halloween the Security computers have been attempting to ID the feline intruder into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Until today there had been no descriptive match.  Even the Face of Everyman was unable to offer a clue to the identity of this transgressor.  It was the Foggy Bottom Irregulars who came up with name and lair of this beast.  This makes for one more dossier that can be shared with Interpol.