House Sparrow

Identifying a bird correctly takes a certain skill set. This bird’s plumage is uncertain. Even the Face of Everyman had to ask. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa draw all sorts.

It was Free Swim Day. Everybody just swarmed in and got wet. the Face of Everyman regarded this as one of the few free things in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

Mom! Jerry is spitting into the pond!, cried the sibling. And so it goes in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was shocked.

Horace and Greenwald could remember when the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was pristine; now flotsam and jetsam seemed everywhere. the Face of Everyman tried to explain that it was those nasty Crows. His words seemed empty and apologetic.

The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Championship swim team met for a workout. the Face of Everyman was sure that they would go all the way to State this year.

His most severe critics listened intently as the Face of Everyman read his latest Haiku lauding the beginnings of Fall in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He wondered if any could count to seventeen.

High Tea at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was the new Autum treat. the Face of Everyman only hoped that the pastry chef could keep up the furious pace; patrons were waiting.

Singles Men’s Swim was a popular event at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa until politics got in the way of Male Bonding. the Face of Everyman tried to interject a neutral topic but to no avail. Silent contempt was wherever one turned.

Little Songbirds seemed to come from everywhere to bathe in the waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Their numbers seemed overwhelming to the Face of Everyman; his budget was already stretched thin.