House Sparrow

Duets were popular with the lunch time crowd at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Above these two impersonate Sonny & Cher with a popular song from that era. the Face of Everyman enjoyed the success his entrepreneurship was having,

Pretending to be of Irish descent the Johnsons got in free on St. Patrick’s Day. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was big enough to handle the error in truth. Besides, the Face of Everyman enjoyed having a crowd splash and play. It was good for business.

Farnsworth felt drawn to the scared waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Was it curiosity or something primal? the Face of Everyman had written a monograph on that very subject. Time to dust it off and present it at the next conference in Geneva.

On open mic night Leroy tried out his best material and yet still bombed at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa first ever comic night. the Face of Everyman noted that some of his own best jokes barely received a polite chuckle.

For a while Mullard coached the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa swim team. Of course, they never made it to the state championships. the Face of Everyman saw plainly that his methods were antiquated.

His horoscope predicted another bad hair day. The sauna at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was having the rocks replaced. A task the Face of Everyman oversaw personally. Maybe tomorrow.

Jubilation liked to relive the Civil War with hypothetical questions and prepositus answers. Characters like him were a dime a dozen at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was forced to listen. What else could he do?

It was open mic night at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Mullard’s jokes were dull and overused. The hecklers were in the crowd and made it all the more difficult to perform. the Face of Everyman called the next performer on stage. Mullard closed with a bow. Also, a vow “never again.”

Every time Larry got drunk, he put a dent in the ambience of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He would rant against the oft pious attitude of the Face of Everyman. What was the venerable sage to do? He had a position to uphold.