Cosmos was positioned perfectly for the attack on this iconic symbol of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The reflexive inclination of the Face of Everyman was to call out. But, why bother? After all it was only water.

Blue Ribbon

Management at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa sought entries for a new photo contest. The winning photo would adorn the cover of the 2022 brochure. the Face of Everyman thought that this image filched from security tapes would be the surefire winner. The venerable sage did secure a Blue ribbon for fifth place. The less said about this the better.


Little Mary Alice has dreams of becoming a great ballerina. Seen above, she performs her, Ode to Nine Muses for the lunch crowd at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman is always dazzled by her speed and brilliance.

Costa Rica

As birds returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa from their traditional migration spots, the Face of Everyman inquired about conditions for retirement in those warm climates. So far, Costa Rica was getting rave reviews.


Hummers always seemed to want to challenge something. New arrivals to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa usually were is awe of the Spring of Eternal Giving, but not this visitor. the Face of Everyman usually had to explain how we all benefited from her presence.

Medical Review

Bradley was instructed by his doctors to wade thru water to strengthen his bone structure. To the face of Everyman this seemed strange. He appealed to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Medical Board for a review of this therapy. Turns out; the entire board was in Mexico. April was his best hope for a review.


From far and wide folks stopped by the Face of Everyman seeking assurances that the Jumbotron would be on by game time. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa prided themselves on having the latest in sports equipment.


The news swept thru the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; a wealthy benefactress had endowed this bit of paradise with a year’s worth of quality seed. the Face of Everyman could not be happier. There would be enough to restart the school lunch program and the Cinco de Mayo festivities. That Golden Hand Shake began to come back into focus.

Spotted Owl?

The voice seemed clear enough as the Face of Everyman awoke from his nap: “What about the Spotted Owl?” Yet another guest at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was calling for answers to the tough questions from the resident Oracle. The venerable sage was unprepared to answer at this time. His own brief: amici curiae was to be read next month by SCOTUS.


Persephone was here to decry the waste of grain on the non-believers who hung out at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. She tried to make her case before the Oracle at the Spring of Eternal Giving. Apparently she was too early. the Face of Everyman tried to explain that Winter hours were in effect and that the Oracle would receive her at 11 AM.