As birds returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa from their traditional migration spots, the Face of Everyman inquired about conditions for retirement in those warm climates. So far, Costa Rica was getting rave reviews.
The voice seemed clear enough as the Face of Everyman awoke from his nap: “What about the Spotted Owl?” Yet another guest at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was calling for answers to the tough questions from the resident Oracle. The venerable sage was unprepared to answer at this time. His own brief: amici curiae was to be read next month by SCOTUS.