Smoke & Flame

As smoke from Canadian forest fires changed the quality of the air and light, little Henrietta of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Ladies Auxiliary Fire & Rescue demonstrated her ability get a mouthful of water and douse any nearby flames. the Face of Everyman hoped that the village fire house had more modern means of fire suppression.


Philomena arrived before sun up to discover the carnage done by those raccoons, the Bergdorf twins. Cabana huts tossed on their sides, the Face of Everyman askew and the life giving font, the Spring of Eternal Giving twisted to the side. Life in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was on the decline.


The Montietorkie School was to have summer classes as well as serve breakfast and lunch. Calliope wanted to be sure that nectar was available; not the rough seed that others ate. the Face of Everyman hastened to assure her that the Nectar de jure was the finest available thru out the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. This week’s special was Honey Suckle.


Cosmos was positioned perfectly for the attack on this iconic symbol of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The reflexive inclination of the Face of Everyman was to call out. But, why bother? After all it was only water.

Blue Ribbon

Management at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa sought entries for a new photo contest. The winning photo would adorn the cover of the 2022 brochure. the Face of Everyman thought that this image filched from security tapes would be the surefire winner. The venerable sage did secure a Blue ribbon for fifth place. The less said about this the better.


Little Mary Alice has dreams of becoming a great ballerina. Seen above, she performs her, Ode to Nine Muses for the lunch crowd at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman is always dazzled by her speed and brilliance.

Costa Rica

As birds returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa from their traditional migration spots, the Face of Everyman inquired about conditions for retirement in those warm climates. So far, Costa Rica was getting rave reviews.


Hummers always seemed to want to challenge something. New arrivals to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa usually were is awe of the Spring of Eternal Giving, but not this visitor. the Face of Everyman usually had to explain how we all benefited from her presence.

Medical Review

Bradley was instructed by his doctors to wade thru water to strengthen his bone structure. To the face of Everyman this seemed strange. He appealed to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Medical Board for a review of this therapy. Turns out; the entire board was in Mexico. April was his best hope for a review.