It was lil’ Lollypop that first discovered that the Face of Everyman had lost one of his contact lenses. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was without an eye clinic. What was the venerable sage to do? His blue eyes were his signature trade mark on TV interviews. He’d ask a Crow to perform the delicate task; but, he feared that they would take it; thinking it a bauble.


On a day when major religions celebrated, Henrietta made her pilgrimage to the Spring of Everlasting Giving. She prayed for two eggs, hatchlings and their fledgeing. The vast forests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would provide the rest. the Face of Everyman became very contemplative after over hearing her prayers.

Spit and Spider Webs

Nest building require frequent trips for water. Spit, spider webs and moss were the key ingredients. Thankfully the Spring of Eternal Giving provided the spit. The Foggy bottoms Resort and Spa was the source for the rest. the Face of Everyman watched these Spring activities to the state of exhaustion. A mid-morning nap seemed appropriate.

Mime Artist

Larry billed himself as the greatest mime artist on the Pacific Flyway. Seen above he is demonstrating ice skating to the venerable sage. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered few opportunities for real ice to form; but, in this case, no matter. Ever stoic, the Face of Everyman had a soft spot in his heart for mimes.


This spirit animal is out spreading the joyful news of the beginning of Spring. Thru out the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa signs of new beginnings were ever where. Such, only made the Face of Everyman feel old.


A reporter from The Village Press tried to interview the Face of Everyman regarding the lack of nectar on the menu of the subsistence foods given away by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Of course, this sensitive subject irked the venerable sage. He stonewalled the little guy for the rest of the day.


Six weeks in detention did nothing to improve Buster’s attitude or lessen his combativeness. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was too genteel a place for the likes of him. the Face of Everyman was at his wits end as to how to deal with this troublemaker.

Nectar II

Miss April was back, madder than ever that there was no nectar stations in all of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman reluctantly used the weak defense that it was due to supply line shortages.