Ion Infuser

Addison was accustomed to pure filtered glacier water further enhanced with electrolytes and micro-clustered ions. This stuff at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa did not measure up.  The Ph was off the charts as far as she could tell.  the Face of Everyman pretended not to notice the noisy visitor.  He thought about investing in an ion infuser but he was way over budget this quarter.  The Board would remember this lack of judgement when it came time to discuss his Golden Handshake.