Fregley was very pleased with his newly patented innovation: DIY mating plumage. He waited for his buddy Ralph at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; together they could troll for “chicks”. Fregley knew his concoction wasn’t perfect; just a mixture of gun oil and lamp black. But when applied lightly … In dim light he looked all grown up. the Face of Everyman suggested that Fregley add just a hint of Bay Rum or Lilac water. Couldn’t hurt.
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