Northwestern Crow

the Face of Everyman felt that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa enjoyed a good safety record. He was especially pleased with himself for installing the automated voice that reminded folks to “Mind the Gap.”

The Thanksgiving meal was going just great until Uncle Ned show up and started talking politics. the Face of Everyman sat back and watched the family dynamic unfold.

Over the years the Face of Everyman had estimated that the Crow Clan had lost about half of the popcorn that they scavenged. The rest befouled the pristine waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Luckily the sludge from the filters kept the raccoons happy.

As the holidays neared the Face of Everyman shared his bounty with the quests. Seen above is a member of the local clan of Crows is about to soak a walnut morsel. Truly the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was the place to book for holiday revelry.

The kindly ol’ pensioner had observed this bird over a period of weeks. No other member of the family has these growths around the ankles and head. Ill birds were uncommon in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman wished that the Clinic would open soon.