Junk Food

The Cracker Jack box contained no prize, but Lester knew to soak each bit of caramel corn before trying to swallow. Slowly he polluted the pristine waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman had asked the canteen not to sell the product; but it was one of their best selling treats.

Dilemma

It was a scene of absolute destruction as Merlin went berserk in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Cabana huts were overturned and seed bowls tossed askew. the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure whether to call mental health or the cops.

Soccer

After the World Cup left town Esteban brought out his soccer ball and tried a few moves. the Face of Everyman hoped he’d get off his face. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa planned to host the next round of international athletes.

Sabotaged

the Face of Everyman scrolled through the security camera footage to find the moment the lake level started to recede at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He was sure that he would find the culprit responsible for dislodging the pipe. Though the Crow looked innocent enough.

PTSD

No one was sure that they had seen this Vet before. Few casualties booked into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman directed him to the amputee clinic at the Spa. It seemed appropate.

Hard Stuff

It had long been a rule of thumb that hard food should be soaked before being consumed. Festus applied that principal to eggshells. Even the magical waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa couldn’t perform miracles. the Face of Everyman suggested smaller bites.

Insatiable

Temple offerings to the Goddess of Perpetual Hunger were an easy steal by the voracious. the Face of Everyman pondered whether it was sacrilegious for a non-believer to eat gifts meant for the deities. Life maintained a steady pace for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; so, perhaps no matter.