Lunch

Lunch breaks were frequent as Junior matured. Mom couldn’t wait till he foraged for himself in the vast garden that was the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman couldn’t wait till Mom got off of his face.

Revenge

Cranston was about to soak his meal in the pristine waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Little did he realize that the tradeoff for better food was that it was water soluble. This was the revenge of the Face of Everyman.

Orb

Garret, as though from ancient mythology, attempted to grasp the bright orb. the Face of Everyman tried to explain the dynamics of the reflection all the while trying to get this numbskull off his face. Life in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa harbored all sorts.

Narcissus

Alas, as in ancient Greek mythology, Narcissus saw his reflection in the pool at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and was immediately smitten. “What a handsome Crow.” he was heard to say. “I will declare my undying love.” Poor old the Face of Everyman; it meant months of therapy for the young Crow. He wasn’t sure that he was up to the task.