Northwestern Crow

Our Poster Boy returned to the Clinic to have his ankle x-rayed one more time. the Face of Everyman noted that there were few birth defects in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

It was Jason’s lucky day; peanuts were one of his favorite things since he had been introduced to Cracker Jack outside the local theater. the Face of Everyman had budget constraints. He went with chocolate popcorn for the theater crowd at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. They couldn’t get enough.

Cedric wondered that if by accepting these few stale French Fries he was obligated to adhere to the time honored Covid tradition of giving a small gift in appreciation. He had run out of colored beads and skate keys. He would have asked the Face of Everyman, but the matter seemed trivial among the other concerns of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

Even the crippled offspring was able to enjoy Christmas. Would it become a tradition at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa? the Face of Everyman couldn’t be sure.

the face of Everyman for the umpteenth time tried to explain that uneaten food soiled the pristine waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The hungry crow continued eating.

Once again poor Renaldo was being blackmailed by the Paparazzi. This time for his outrageous display of gluttony. Throughout the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa small stickers displaying his likeness seemed plastered on every surface. the Face of Everyman regarded it as vandalism but restrained himself from speaking out.

The Paparazzi sought revenge on Renaldo for snubbing them last season at the racetrack. They would post poorly framed photos of him on social media throughout the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman decided to steer clear of the conflict. His face was his fortune.

Farnsworth enjoyed the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa’s holiday meal, albeit leftovers. the face of Everyman was thankful for hungry quests.

Whipsaw and Bandwidth were vaudevillian comedians who wintered at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman gave them the Professional Rate and they did a couple weekend shows for free to try out their new material.