Northwestern Crow

Whipsaw and Bandwidth were vaudevillian comedians who wintered at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman gave them the Professional Rate and they did a couple weekend shows for free to try out their new material.

The Crows had returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It seems that they had been scouting labor picket lines for cast-off fast-food items. the Face of Everyman had nearly balanced his food budget during their absence.

Nimrod never learned that potato chips didn’t soak as well other foods. The pristine waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa often became murky from soaked food. the Face of Everyman tried to caution the culprits, but to no avail.

Rasputin always had a kind thought for theater goers who left veritable gems of popcorn for the hungry cleanup crew in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman wondered what wet, soggy popcorn tasted like.

The Crows tried to pretend that they were not disappointed in the fact the Free Lunch Program in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa seemed to have ended. Was this the government shut down that they had heard so much about? No. But the Face of Everyman made no effort to enlighten them.

Chatsworth had spent all of the go-fund-me monies on luxury items and now there no money for an operation to correct his right ankle, a birth defect. The clinic at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was heralded to be the ideal site for this groundbreaking operation. the Face of Everyman could not help but wonder if he shouldn’t have sold him that knock off Rolex.

The Clan paid a visit to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa in hopes that free feeding had resumed. Nary a kernel of popcorn could be found. The leader had sharp words for the Face of Everyman.

It was the greed of entitlement that caused Dudley to fill his beak to overflowing. Members of his clan in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa usually waited for the eldest to choose first, but not today. the Face of Everyman knew that there would be consequences for his actions.

In a rare show of patience Barlow waited for the pigeons to finish bathing in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. After all, these were day old French Fries he hoped to soak. the Face of Everyman was truly amazed.