Northwestern Crow

Rasputin always had a kind thought for theater goers who left veritable gems of popcorn for the hungry cleanup crew in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman wondered what wet, soggy popcorn tasted like.

The Crows tried to pretend that they were not disappointed in the fact the Free Lunch Program in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa seemed to have ended. Was this the government shut down that they had heard so much about? No. But the Face of Everyman made no effort to enlighten them.

Chatsworth had spent all of the go-fund-me monies on luxury items and now there no money for an operation to correct his right ankle, a birth defect. The clinic at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was heralded to be the ideal site for this groundbreaking operation. the Face of Everyman could not help but wonder if he shouldn’t have sold him that knock off Rolex.

The Clan paid a visit to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa in hopes that free feeding had resumed. Nary a kernel of popcorn could be found. The leader had sharp words for the Face of Everyman.

It was the greed of entitlement that caused Dudley to fill his beak to overflowing. Members of his clan in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa usually waited for the eldest to choose first, but not today. the Face of Everyman knew that there would be consequences for his actions.

In a rare show of patience Barlow waited for the pigeons to finish bathing in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. After all, these were day old French Fries he hoped to soak. the Face of Everyman was truly amazed.

Herkimer and Jerkimer, the two Crow twins had just fledged at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. They examined everything new in their path. the face of Everyman wondered aloud how long these two would remain a pain in the ass?

the Face of Everyman tried to convince the Crow to get off the spout. Plumbing repairs had reached an all-time high in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Raising rents seemed the only option.

Junior had never enjoyed a pretzel. Justice decided that her fledging’s deserved the best the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had to offer. the Face of Everyman watched in admiration.