Northwestern Crow

Protesters blocked the camera from the scene of peaceful Pigeons feeding on the largesse furnished by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman pointed out that The Crows also received this gift. It was meant to be shared.

An angry Mother asks what became of the money in the Go Fund Me site to help fix her crippled son’s foot? Who in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa profited? the Face of Everyman had no answers.

During the soliloquy Gielgud addressed the 4th wall and asked the little man in the front row, “How’m I doing?” Critics had a ball with this departure from the Bard’s famous lines. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa gained new approbation. the Face of Everyman researched more works of Shakespear.

It was one of those days. Bart had a hard time getting up on the bar stool at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman threatened to “86” him. The venerable sage didn’t believe in overservice to patrons.

It was supposed to be a photo shoot illustrating World Hunger, but this was the best they could do. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was high in the food chain. It seemed a mockery, but stale cracker was the best the Face of Everyman could provide.

Jerrod practiced tight rope walking whenever he had a chance. He dreamed of joining the circus and doing high wire routines without a net. the Face of Everyman refused to authorize a safety net in the lush gardens of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

The comedy team of Whipsaw and Schroder came out of retirement long enough to do a benefit gig at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was having a good time until he found out it was a warm-up to his Golden Handshake event.

The soaking of bread became a ritual at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman objected only because it sullied the scared waters.

Tempers ran short when the cookies ran short. Each said the other had had the last one. Normally the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa buffet table didn’t serve desserts. Somehow today was different. the Face of Everyman would look into this lapse in judgement.