Just before the movie was to start Junior started begging to be fed. His squawking reverberated thru out the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Poor Mom she would lose her place in line. The look on the Face of Everyman told her not to ask the favor of holding her place till she returned.
Dundee assured the Face of Everyman this object was more than a mere bauble. It was discovered far in the out back deep within an opal mine. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa didn’t accept stolen treasure in payment for rent. The venerable sage gave Dundee his thirty days notice to vacate.
Dad didn’t have permission to hunt in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; but, that didn’t matter much as this here tasty critter wasn’t on the endangered species list. As he told the Face of Everyman: “A nest full of new borns requires a heap of protein.”
It was Bobby’s birthday and his indulgent parents allowed him to play “bobbing for peanuts” in the pristine waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman objected to such use of the public facilities; it took days to clear the waters of the detritus.
Buttered toast was a favorite of Farley’s but he was willing to share with the Face of Everyman. Such a prize was not often found in the vast forests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The venerable sage gracious declined the offer; suspecting that it came from sweepings behind the village cafe.
Harold is being called a hero by the folks at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The quick thinking lad grabbed a tool and pried the Face of Everyman from the watery depths. Before the day was over zoologists from local universities came to confirm the use of simple tools by a member of the Corvus family. An appearance on Good Morning America was planned.
Ashwell made a ritual of dunking day old French Fries. They were not that common in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and so deserved special attention. the Face of Everyman was tempted to put pride aside and ask for a bite.
Not all goes well in the paradise of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. While Mom soaks her French bread, First Born begs for a morsel. the Face of Everyman just wished that people wouldn’t stand on his face and argue.
Artisan sourdough crusts from behind the village bakery were an amuse-gueule. The master chefs at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had tried, without success, to make something similar. the Face of Everyman had tried several starters. He rebuked himself for letting the age old family recipe slip from his grasp in a shady poker game.
Whip-Saw takes a deep theatrical bow following his recital of that famous poem, ” The Shooting of Dan McGrew”. The lunch crowd at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa gave him a Standing “O”. A tear filled the eyes of the Face of Everyman.
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