It was supposed to be a photo shoot illustrating World Hunger, but this was the best they could do. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was high in the food chain. It seemed a mockery, but stale cracker was the best the Face of Everyman could provide.
The Pigeon census was but a guess sometimes when there was visual interference. the Face of Everyman tried his best but, often his duties at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa took priority.
Jerrod practiced tight rope walking whenever he had a chance. He dreamed of joining the circus and doing high wire routines without a net. the Face of Everyman refused to authorize a safety net in the lush gardens of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
The comedy team of Whipsaw and Schroder came out of retirement long enough to do a benefit gig at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was having a good time until he found out it was a warm-up to his Golden Handshake event.
The soaking of bread became a ritual at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman objected only because it sullied the scared waters.
Tempers ran short when the cookies ran short. Each said the other had had the last one. Normally the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa buffet table didn’t serve desserts. Somehow today was different. the Face of Everyman would look into this lapse in judgement.
The Crows blamed each other for missing out on the breakfast buffet served mornings at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman noted that orts were not good enough for this regal bird.
Treasure hunting was big on Hurbert’s plate of leisure activities. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered the best and easiest pickings. Engagement rings and small coins topped the list of typical finds. the Face of Everyman opened a small jewelry shop on the arcade leading to guest registration in partnership. His best sales were around St. Valentines Day.
Archibald approached the Face of Everyman to request that tonight’s State of the Union Address be aired on the Jumbotron. He was sure that he spoke on behalf of all the guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
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Today was Taco Tuesday at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It was ‘Chef’s Surprise’ regardless of the calendar. The Crows enjoyed softening their chips. the Face of Everyman looked forward to this street food delight.
