Northwestern Crow

The comedy team of Whipsaw and Schroder came out of retirement long enough to do a benefit gig at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was having a good time until he found out it was a warm-up to his Golden Handshake event.

The soaking of bread became a ritual at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman objected only because it sullied the scared waters.

Tempers ran short when the cookies ran short. Each said the other had had the last one. Normally the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa buffet table didn’t serve desserts. Somehow today was different. the Face of Everyman would look into this lapse in judgement.

The Crows blamed each other for missing out on the breakfast buffet served mornings at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman noted that orts were not good enough for this regal bird.

Treasure hunting was big on Hurbert’s plate of leisure activities. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered the best and easiest pickings. Engagement rings and small coins topped the list of typical finds. the Face of Everyman opened a small jewelry shop on the arcade leading to guest registration in partnership. His best sales were around St. Valentines Day.

Archibald approached the Face of Everyman to request that tonight’s State of the Union Address be aired on the Jumbotron. He was sure that he spoke on behalf of all the guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

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Today was Taco Tuesday at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It was ‘Chef’s Surprise’ regardless of the calendar. The Crows enjoyed softening their chips. the Face of Everyman looked forward to this street food delight.

the Face of Everyman catered the celebration of the New Year for the Crow Clan. Dunking for pretzels was one of their favorite pastimes. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was searched high and low for a bag with an outdated best by date. The Crows left a generous tip.

the Face of Everyman hated it when someone looked him straight in the eye to see if he was lying. Would the General Manager of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa lie?

Petroc took the oath of office as mayor of the small village next to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It was a solemn ceremony; his right hand on the Face of Everyman.