The ancient Chinese herbalist had assured the worried infertile couple that the MSG contained in the shrimp fries would not effect others. In fact, the healing waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were enhanced by it’s presence. the Face of Everyman on hearing that immediately felt a migraine beginning.
The Crow Family had the long term contract to clean up the theater after the late show at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. They got to eat all the popcorn left behind by a careless audience. the Face of Everyman liked the arrangement as it kept down the complaints about food.
It was family day at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The entire murder of Crows gathered to break bread together. the Face of Everyman wished that he had put out a sumptuous spread. Dried grass seed and millet seemed a bit ordinary.
Rupert wanted fresh water clams. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered them only in season. Rupert was lucky that there was an “R” in the month of October. He paid market price. the Face of Everyman found satisfaction in that.
The old Grey Back was back at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, telling stories of Summers past. the Face of Everyman tried to be polite and listen; but the stories were boring and it was his nap time.
Lester had found a delectable morsel in the scatterings of birdseed set out each day for the songbirds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He needed to soak it till soft enough to eat. the Face of Everyman warned him to mind ‘the gap’.
Algernon had heard the myth of the fresh water clams that grew in the waters of the Spring of Eternal Giving. He had resisted looking until he heard that they may be ready for harvest. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa required a license to harvest. the Face of Everyman pretended to be asleep when the young Crow came by to purchase a license. The venerable sage wanted the first crop to be his.
Every Summer the face of Everyman tries to take credit for teaching Crows to fan themselves to keep cool. The venerable sage will tell any who will listen that when the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was first conceived there was no such thing as air conditioning so he taught guests to fan. It caught on quickly.
Just before the movie was to start Junior started begging to be fed. His squawking reverberated thru out the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Poor Mom she would lose her place in line. The look on the Face of Everyman told her not to ask the favor of holding her place till she returned.
Dundee assured the Face of Everyman this object was more than a mere bauble. It was discovered far in the out back deep within an opal mine. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa didn’t accept stolen treasure in payment for rent. The venerable sage gave Dundee his thirty days notice to vacate.
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