Rally

the Face of Everyman awoke to discover everyone was off to the No Kings protest. Political activism had never been his thing. Yet he supported the zeal shown by the guests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Songbirds were good people.

Nap time.

What was this world coming to? Nobody seemed to want that chunk of pasta stuck to the nose of the Face of Everyman. He would lose face if he asked help from one of these small creatures who inhabited the vast forests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The Venerable Sage decided to let Fate have a hand in solving this problem as he drifted off to sleep.

Erosion

Harsh measures were required to return the Venerable Sage to his place of command and honor. the Face of Everyman had recovered from yesterday’s ordeal and was glad to be back home; no worse for the wear and tear on his body. Life at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa could return to normal.

Depression

Autum was on the doorstep. Soon the dark days of Winter would effect everything. the Face of Everyman knew to get direct sunlight into his brain to prevent SAD. The clinic at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa ordered extra Light Boxes to help combat this seasonal disorder.

Daze

Although “The Dog Days of Summer” had passed, a certain lethargy remained. the Face of Everyman wanted to erect a sign that notified all “that on this day absolutely nothing happened in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.”

X-ray?

Using the primitive x-ray techniques available at the time the Face of Everyman was able diagnose various complaints at the rural clinic. Somehow guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa rarely had serious injuries.