Harsh measures were required to return the Venerable Sage to his place of command and honor. the Face of Everyman had recovered from yesterday’s ordeal and was glad to be back home; no worse for the wear and tear on his body. Life at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa could return to normal.
Autum was on the doorstep. Soon the dark days of Winter would effect everything. the Face of Everyman knew to get direct sunlight into his brain to prevent SAD. The clinic at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa ordered extra Light Boxes to help combat this seasonal disorder.
the Face of Everyman awoke to the familiar smell of petrichor. He could never get used to that earthy odor. He knew that all’s well in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Lilith thought of willing the bowl to fill with food; then she remembered her diet. She would fast if need be. the Face of Everyman remained silent. Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding was on tonight’s menu at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Basalt carvings never have a weight problem.
Although “The Dog Days of Summer” had passed, a certain lethargy remained. the Face of Everyman wanted to erect a sign that notified all “that on this day absolutely nothing happened in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.”
the Face of Everyman sneezed, and the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was covered in gravel the likes of which hadn’t been seen since the eruption of Krakatoa in 1883.
Using the primitive x-ray techniques available at the time the Face of Everyman was able diagnose various complaints at the rural clinic. Somehow guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa rarely had serious injuries.
It was siesta time on a summer like day in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. But somehow the Face of Everyman couldn’t close his eyes.
Little did Pembrook know that mashed potatoes disintegrated in water. Repeated tries ended the same. He spent the afternoon in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa anguishing. the Face of Everyman could only see his pristine home being defiled.
To pass the time in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa scary silhouettes were displayed. Some were even too much for the Face of Everyman.
