Although “The Dog Days of Summer” had passed, a certain lethargy remained. the Face of Everyman wanted to erect a sign that notified all “that on this day absolutely nothing happened in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.”
Daze
Eruption
the Face of Everyman sneezed, and the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was covered in gravel the likes of which hadn’t been seen since the eruption of Krakatoa in 1883.
X-ray?
Using the primitive x-ray techniques available at the time the Face of Everyman was able diagnose various complaints at the rural clinic. Somehow guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa rarely had serious injuries.
Nap time
It was siesta time on a summer like day in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. But somehow the Face of Everyman couldn’t close his eyes.
Torment
Little did Pembrook know that mashed potatoes disintegrated in water. Repeated tries ended the same. He spent the afternoon in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa anguishing. the Face of Everyman could only see his pristine home being defiled.
Play Time
To pass the time in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa scary silhouettes were displayed. Some were even too much for the Face of Everyman.
Fire hose?
True to his word the Face of Everyman had the pond at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa filled. Not without a degree of personal discomfort.
Prayer
Water levels were dangerously low in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everman had expected rain or snow to replenish the water level. This was not to be this Winter. The Venerable Sage wondered if praying for rain would help.
Nothing
Some days there is nothing to report from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Of course, there would be time for a nap by the Face of Everyman.
Peace and Quiet
What could be better than a nice quiet Fall Day in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa? thought the Face of Everyman.
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