Northwestern Crow

Today was Taco Tuesday at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It was ‘Chef’s Surprise’ regardless of the calendar. The Crows enjoyed softening their chips. the Face of Everyman looked forward to this street food delight.

the Face of Everyman catered the celebration of the New Year for the Crow Clan. Dunking for pretzels was one of their favorite pastimes. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was searched high and low for a bag with an outdated best by date. The Crows left a generous tip.

the Face of Everyman hated it when someone looked him straight in the eye to see if he was lying. Would the General Manager of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa lie?

Petroc took the oath of office as mayor of the small village next to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It was a solemn ceremony; his right hand on the Face of Everyman.

He made one last year-end plea on his Go Fund Me site for money to pay medical bills for his deformed ankle repair. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had a limited charity audience, so little money was forth coming. Even the Face of Everyman had a heart of stone.

the Face of Everyman felt that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa enjoyed a good safety record. He was especially pleased with himself for installing the automated voice that reminded folks to “Mind the Gap.”

The Thanksgiving meal was going just great until Uncle Ned show up and started talking politics. the Face of Everyman sat back and watched the family dynamic unfold.

Over the years the Face of Everyman had estimated that the Crow Clan had lost about half of the popcorn that they scavenged. The rest befouled the pristine waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Luckily the sludge from the filters kept the raccoons happy.

As the holidays neared the Face of Everyman shared his bounty with the quests. Seen above is a member of the local clan of Crows is about to soak a walnut morsel. Truly the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was the place to book for holiday revelry.

The kindly ol’ pensioner had observed this bird over a period of weeks. No other member of the family has these growths around the ankles and head. Ill birds were uncommon in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman wished that the Clinic would open soon.