Northwestern Crow

Rodney wasn’t sure that he should go bathing at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; the water had drained from the pool. the Face of Everyman had said that a warning sign of an impending tsunami was that all the water receded.

Farnsworth claimed to belong to Mensa. There was a small group formed in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman knew for a fact that this bird couldn’t tie his own shoes.

Almost everyone took a poke at the stoic venerable sage of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman seemed powerless to prevent folks from splashing water in his face or being the butt of their joke.

Protesters blocked the camera from the scene of peaceful Pigeons feeding on the largesse furnished by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman pointed out that The Crows also received this gift. It was meant to be shared.

An angry Mother asks what became of the money in the Go Fund Me site to help fix her crippled son’s foot? Who in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa profited? the Face of Everyman had no answers.

During the soliloquy Gielgud addressed the 4th wall and asked the little man in the front row, “How’m I doing?” Critics had a ball with this departure from the Bard’s famous lines. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa gained new approbation. the Face of Everyman researched more works of Shakespear.

It was one of those days. Bart had a hard time getting up on the bar stool at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman threatened to “86” him. The venerable sage didn’t believe in overservice to patrons.

It was supposed to be a photo shoot illustrating World Hunger, but this was the best they could do. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was high in the food chain. It seemed a mockery, but stale cracker was the best the Face of Everyman could provide.

Jerrod practiced tight rope walking whenever he had a chance. He dreamed of joining the circus and doing high wire routines without a net. the Face of Everyman refused to authorize a safety net in the lush gardens of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.