Crippled

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Billy was still crippled after months of soaking his foot in the healing waters of the Spring of Perpetual Happiness. Folks with the clinic at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa could only recommend the Mayo Clinic as the next step. the Face of Everyman thought better of an idea to offer the use of a leg brace left over from the Spanish inquisition. Times have changed.

ACLU

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Percival’s letter to the ACLU detailed how he was being persecuted by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. His every action was being documented. His complaints to the Face of Everyman went unheeded and almost never acknowledged. Civil lawsuit was his last resort.

Pop corn

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The Crow Family had long held the contract to clean up the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa after the last screening of the evening. This day was a bonus; with even more left over from the Festival. the Face of Everyman often looked for way to placate the Crows when they complained about bad or meager rations.

Pro bono

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Tiny Tim drank from the healing waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; but to no avail. His deformed foot remained as before. the Face of Everyman recommended one of several animal rescue shelters in the area. All provided surgical services, some pro bono.

Orts

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Horst had never met a stale cracker he couldn’t savor. Orts from the tables of the vast dining hall at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were often swept on to the patio. the Face of Everyman tried to discourage this practice; it fed only scavengers.

Bird Count

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There was a Clarion call out for all Crows to be seen and counted in as many Christmas bird counts as possible. The goal was to beat the popularity of the Dark-eyed Junco. the Face of Everyman had posted the most common viewing spots used by Audubon, Cornell and National organizations. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was well represented in each winter bird count.

SAD

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Waldo was worried; his SAD was taking on a life of it’s own. He was so exhausted that he didn’t care to eat and now the feast of the long night moon was tonight and he was expected to host the show. The clinic at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was closed for the holidays and the Face of Everyman needed his own light box for personal therapy. Waldo hoped that the spot lights would give him temporary relief.