Copay

Carmine brought the copay for the operation he was to have on his ankle; a birth defect that was repairable. The orthopedic surgeon would operate in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Family Clinic. the Face of Everyman was proud of the state of the art operating theater he had encouraged management to fund.

Lucky Find

Day old French Fries are a treat for any Crow. Fiachra couldn’t believe her luck. She flew off to a quiet corner of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to enjoy her find. the Face of Everyman hoped that she would return and collect the last few morsels. Guests were starting to get picky about eating rain soaked nuts and grains.

Cracker Jack

As the usual inducement to pose for wild life photos the kindle ol’ pensioner spread premium bird seed out for the guests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Penrod seemed over joyed at finding the Cracker Jack prize among the litter of sunflower seeds. the Face of Everyman fumed once again that his nap had been interrupted. “Drat!”

Offering

In an effort to buy as much protection as possible, Huginn put down as much as he could afford as an offering to the Spring of Perpetual Giving. the Face of Everyman tried to point out that deities did not eat food such as Popcorn but, rather that the gifts be given to the poor and homeless of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

Blood Drive

Oswald, the Enforcer always liked to make an entrance. Fact was that he was really here to give blood at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa annual blood drive. the Face of Everyman‘s voice trembled a bit as he was forced to say that due to flooding at the crossroads today’s blood drive was postponed till next Wednesday. A disappointed Oswald left without a fuss.

Veiled Threat

Orpheus tried to explain carefully that he and Eurydice had a nest not far from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and that the venerable sage may hear, from time to time, the upsetting cries of hungry baby Crows. Was this a veiled threat to force the Face of Everyman to distribute more and better bird seed?

Golf Pro?

Praxis was looking to improve his golf game and inquired if a suitable pro-instructor was in the area or golfed at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa championship parklands course. the Face of Everyman, himself designated a Master at St. Andrews, Scotland offered a couple of names that would fit the needs of this young lad. Golf had its merits but it interfered with naps.

Scavenger

Elmo raked thru the ruble searching for lost things of value all the while keeping an eye on the venerable sage. Guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were notorious for losing rings, watches and even precious stones. the Face of Everyman was against scavenging on the public promenade but it wasn’t worth spoiling his nap to enforce the rules.

Pilfering

A routine review of alternate security cameras covering the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa revealed the blatant theft of an ornamental stone. the Face of Everyman did not let this natural behavior of Crows disturb him; perhaps a more attractive stone would be returned in its stead.