Ozwald told the story over and over again as long as someone else was buying the drinks at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. “I was returning from a secret night time sortie and as I was about to land I spotted incoming tracers. There, off my starboard wing, was The Blue Max, camouflaged as a Northwestern Crow. Jumping gee-hosa-fat, there was nothing else to do but clear my guns and roll into a classic aerial combat mode. Last I saw, he was trailing smoke.”
The venerable sage remained mute. He had his own “war stories”.
Audition
The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was having the Christmas Eve dance in the Grand Ballroom. Belasko auditioned for the spot of MC and featured entertainer. He chose White Christmas as his song and played the Spoons to a recording of Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies. The job was his as he closed with his famous crowd pleasing rendition of the Hokey Pokey. Even the venerable sage, despite his physical limitations, got a little rhythm going.
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