The Two Comics did a luncheon gig at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman had to listen to a week of corny jokes.
Corny Jokes
Scraps
The whole Crow clan turned out to squabble over a few wretched French Fries in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Some were sorry that they had bothered. the Face of Everyman resumed his nap.
BBQed Ribs
Marmaduke loved his BBQed Ribs. He posed for his trophy picture with the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa as the backdrop. the Face of Everyman resented being a part of these stupid pictures.
ADA
Challenged from birth this Crow looked forward to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa adopting ADA standards for safety. That was on the “to do” list in office of the Face of Everyman.
Pigeon Pot Pie?
Wadsworth hoped that the Pigeon wouldn’t pick a fight with him or’d there would be Pigeon Pot Pie for dinner. the Face of Everyman was alarmed by such thoughts and hopped that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa remained peaceful and quiet.
Toasted
Lyman had a skill for finding burnt pizza and befouling the pristine waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure he could withstand a second pool cleaning so soon.
Food
Crank Shaft and Whip Saw were jealously guarding their peanut shells soaking in the waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman hated having rotting foodstuffs in his pristine pool.
Action
Imbalance
The angry mob of Pigeons, 13 at last count, seemed too many to challenge; Pedro took flight. There seemed an imbalance in nature in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman pondered that conundrum.
Pronouncements
In order to appear more presidential, Waldo began making unusual pronouncements concerning how life would be conducted in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the face of Everyman was caught unawares and had no counter.
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