Northwestern Crow

The Crows said a short prayer for the high fructose corn they were about to consume. the Face of Everyman knew that he’d best hire a Dietitian for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa ASAP.

Freezing rain did not deter these hungry carnivores at the Froggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. A falling barometer and thermometer made the face of Everyman glad that there was a pond heater keeping his toes cozy.

Dunk’n oyster crackers became the new pastime at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Kenworthy had his eye on the National Championship. the Face of Everyman had his eye on endorsements.

With the new year Roscoe began a new round of treatments on his deformed ankle at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa orthopedic clinic. the Face of Everyman was sure that a success was at hand.

Darcy had hoped to perfect his juggling skills with three wafers. Members of the circus wintered over at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman witnessed the daily practice of many routines.

After opening their gifts, the adults moseyed over to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for the buffet. This was the only time of year that the Face of Everyman enjoyed giving. He’d put on his Scrooge hat tomorrow.

Barnaby had never met a stale cracker that he didn’t like. The kindly ol’ pensioner had set out a bit of Christmas cheer for the denizen of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was already in his cups by noontime. Merry Christmas to all subscribers of this blog.

The cache of shrimp tails seemed too good to be true. Mephistopheles stuffed as many tails as he could into his beak. Where o’ where was a safe place to store these morsels. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered infinite spots. the Face of Everyman said that if left with him, he’d keep an eye on them.