Northwestern Crow

Melvin cherished this moment in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He was especially fond of Baby Back Ribs. the Face of Everyman hoped that he would take his treasure elsewhere.

Nimrod expected the Koi to seek shelter in the shadow of his wing; except there were no fish in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman had told him that there were no refunds on fishing licenses. Now he had only pocket change for which to buy lunch.

The lure of the myth of freshwater pearls was more than Florian could withstand. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was rife such rumors. the Face of Everyman bore the brunt of many of these investigations.

The Two Comics did a luncheon gig at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman had to listen to a week of corny jokes.

The whole Crow clan turned out to squabble over a few wretched French Fries in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Some were sorry that they had bothered. the Face of Everyman resumed his nap.

Marmaduke loved his BBQed Ribs. He posed for his trophy picture with the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa as the backdrop. the Face of Everyman resented being a part of these stupid pictures.

Challenged from birth this Crow looked forward to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa adopting ADA standards for safety. That was on the “to do” list in office of the Face of Everyman.

Lyman had a skill for finding burnt pizza and befouling the pristine waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure he could withstand a second pool cleaning so soon.

Crank Shaft and Whip Saw were jealously guarding their peanut shells soaking in the waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman hated having rotting foodstuffs in his pristine pool.