Pigeon

Ozwald always was curious; and the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered much to spark one’s curiosity. the Face of Everyman tolerated him for a while then drifted off to sleep.

the Face of Everyman was remiss in Audobon census duties. Yet somehow he was reluctant to record only one pigeon visiting the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He expected to do better next month.

Archival footage shows a guest at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa becoming the bravest new member of the Polar Bear Club. Note that the venerable sage, the Face of Everyman, appears cozy under a blanket of snow.

It suddenly occurred to the Face of Everyman that the monthly pigeon census report for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had not been submitted in several months. Was it really required?

He was back; the Face of Everyman’s own Frankenstein feeding in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The venerable sage regretted ever trying to splice genes. It was a mistake.

the Face of Everyman was increasingly haunted by his gross mistake in gene splicing. His experiments on the guests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa returned on a regular basis to remind him of his errors. He should have stuck to wrinkled peas.

No one knows how this dance craze came to the Foggy Bottom Resort and Spa; but The Charlston gave new life to the otherwise dull pigeons. the Face of Everyman had fond memories of the jazz age.

Portraits are still a popular Christman gift. Bosworth chose the iconic back drop of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for his sitting. the Face of Everyman gave him the special when he ordered 20 copies.

A few of the Vets signed up to be in the Veterans Day parade. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa usually counted on a big turnout. the Face of Everyman wondered where all the enthusiasm had gone. He hoped for a better showing at the big Macy’s Day parade at Thanksgiving.