At the urging of the Face of Everyman the Security Team opened a new dossier on Earl the Sea Gull who had discovered the Foggy Bottom Resort and Spa.
Case Study
Hunger
Elmore picked up the tray to take home; he’d eat it latter. One of the Seven Deadly Sins, Gluttony had cursed him. the Face of Everyman knew of no cure except death. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was unprepared for such events.
Bill of Fare
Lester was surprised that Herring was not on the menu at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman explained that this was a land bird sanctuary and sea foods were off the menu.
Provocation
Photos affirmed that Lefty had illegally entered Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa airspace. the Face of Everyman strongly protested thru channels at the UN.
Argument?
Whip Saw decided to let The Gull have the French Fry without argument. There’d be more someday. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was a constant surprise, the Face of Everyman made sure of that.
Blame Game
It was the “old blame game” as to who got the last chip. the Face of Everyman began to worry as to the continued presence of the Gulls in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Gull
Luckily Amos and Whipsaw had eaten most of the pizza before the Gull showed up. the Face of Everyman began to worry that he was attracting the wrong crowd to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Valor?
Bradley believed that discretion was the better part of valor. The Gull took the day in this fight over food in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman deplored this behavior.
Stare down
Calypso was born street fighter; he stared the Crows down; he knew they weren’t up to a fight. This altercation disturbed the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman suggested that they share.
Leftovers
Taco fixin’s meant for the Crows were instead gobbled up by the Sea Gulls, a new threat to the delicate balance of nature in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was nonplussed.
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