Bubbles

Mayberry wasn’t sure about bubbles; they seemed to have a life of their own. Many strange things existed in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and although he’d asked the Face of Everyman the answers were never clear. He would bolt if that big one drifted his way.

Stories

In his mind Fitzhugh had never lost an argument and he seldom let an opportunity go by when he would gladly tell a naive newcomer to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa the facts of the matter. Often recalling several confrontations in the moments of sharing. the Face of Everyman took this time to nap inasmuch as he would not be called upon to verify such far fetched stories.

Nanny

Phyllis needed money for tuition. Education at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa A&M didn’t come cheaply so she hired out as a Nanny. the Face of Everyman was relieved that someone else was responsible for the supervision of these small songbirds.

Nibbling

Terrence was a timid soul. Stories by the Face of Everyman of crabs and turtles nibbling at your toes freaked out this would-be swimmer. His parents sought help from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Mental Health Clinic and the venerable sage agreed to stop telling scary stories; at least for now.

Home Schooled

Grayson transferred in from Prep; he already held several swimming trophies and had his eye on state championships. Little did he know that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Montetorkie school was just K thru 3 or thereabouts. He was crestfallen when he learned from the Face of Everyman that he would have to be home schooled.

Birds

Chowder-head wanted to become a standup comic. His delivery was poor. the Face of Everyman suggested that he warm up his audiences with easy to remember Knock-knock jokes. He tried but slowly the dinner crowd drew blank faces and drifted off to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa multiplex to watch a newly remastered Hitchcock film, “Birds”.