Poachers

It seemed only fair to tell Sparky that poachers were lurking on the vast grounds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Their aim was to acquire squirrel tail fur for fly tying to sell to trout fisherman. the Face of Everyman said, “If you value your tail; you best be scarce for the next week or so.”

Trickster

Cheeky had worn his most thread bare suit to come down to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to apply for a payday loan. the Face of Everyman was up to this sort of trick and wondered aloud, “What became of the stimulus check he cashed last week?”

Desperate

Cheeky was desperate. Food was in short supply until the first green buds appeared on trees thru out the Fogy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He drove off the pigeons so that he could eat this day. the Face of Everyman tried not to take sides in these issues.

Health Scare

Cheeky wasn’t sure that there was any point in remaining at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman had suspended serving the sumptuous buffet due to the recent health scare. Yet, something told him to keep his room key until things could be sorted out.

Fight or Flight

Cheeky was learning new survival skills. It seems that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa now hosted conflicting cultures. the Face of Everyman was unsure as to how to provide the best of both worlds to a squirrel and a cat dressed as a clown. Management expected a full report by noon. Everyman’s Golden Handshake seemed to slip ever further from his grasp.

Flood Watch

Cheeky wasn’t sure what to do or where to go. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was under Flood Watch conditions. Somehow the Face of Everyman did not appear concerned. Maybe he wasn’t aware enough to understand the dangers.

Combat

With a ferocity that surprised him, Chucky charged the two Crows before they had worked up the courage to drive him off from the delicious buffet set out by the staff of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was relived that he didn’t have to intercede.

SAD

Sharky’s medical plan didn’t cover Light Therapy Boxes for use in remote settings like the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. His Seasonal Affective Disorder had to be self-managed under the watchful eye of the Face of Everyman. Each morning Sharky would face the Sun for twenty minutes. Slowly his youthful rambunctious self returned.

Volunteers

Chatter Box stopped by to wish the Face of Everyman a Happy Holiday. This time of year at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa folks volunteered for committees. So many had come forth already that the only spot open for Chatter Box was on the avalanche rescue team.