Half Rations

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Cheeky was unhappy with the news that for the foreseeable future meal tickets would be honored at half-rations at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It seems that the creative accounting used by the Face of Everyman had caught up with him. It would be election day before this mess could be straightened out. Cheeky tried to relax and remember where he had buried those macadamia nuts from last Christmas’ swag bags.

Lab Rat

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Bosworth was mortified to learn that he would not be asked to return to prestigious Laboratory for Mammalian Studies. He loved that easy life: good food, pass a few challenging tests and spend the rest of the time swapping lies with fellow inmates. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had long been the recruiting source. the Face of Everyman helped by vetting worthy candidates. Bosworth just might switch careers. The Law seemed popular. Everyman recommended LSAT Prep. He had an opening in his night class.

Hoi Polloi

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Lester yelled down to his buddy, “Hey check out this cool pad.” the Face of Everyman shuddered while trying to remember that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was open to all creatures; even the hoi polloi. Returning to his nap took longer than usual, even for the venerable sage.