DEI

Roxberry felt he didn’t belong. What was different about him? He looked like other Sparrows, didn’t he? Of all the varieties of birds in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa his crown stood out the most. the Face of Everyman seldom used his image. Why?

May Day

Isis and Cleopatra were unhappy to learn that their spot in the May Day parade was given to others. It was a special event in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. In the end, the Face of Everyman assigned them parade route clean up duties.

Jail?

Paisley wasn’t sure that accounting was his thing. Keeping two sets of books for the Face of Everyman was getting to be too much. Sooner or later the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would be audited; then what? Jail for the both of them. That was too much to contemplate.

Chemistry

Osterhouse wondered who would throw good money into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa? The coins, copper pennies, were meant to clear the water during times Alge growth. the Face of Everyman liked to think he came up with the idea himself.

Auditor

The Auditor arrived unannounced to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He recommended shutting down the bird feeding operation for a week; at least until the books balanced and the pigeons foraged elsewhere. the Face of Everyman hoped it was that easy.