Bob Tail?

Fat Cat was back. Had she attempted to disguise herself with a shortened tail? the face of Everyman spent all morning sifting thru archival images for answers. One thing for sure, there were too many cats running free in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

Toe Dipper

Frosty mornings brought out more toe dippers than the Face of Everyman could recall seeing. It must be about time to bring out the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa pool heater. Reviews on Yelp had become a tad too negative. The venerable sage could see that Golden Handshake slipping away ever faster.

Costumes

Judging for the best Halloween costume began early. Some were self conscious about what they wore and could barely relate to whom ever they were supposed to be. Few dogs lived in the vast forests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; but, somehow they were forced to wear what their masters chose. the Face of Everyman tried not to be too judgemental. He held himself above this pagan rite.

Knock, knock

While out on parole Johnny Dark Eyes decided that he would become a stand up comic. Seen above he trying out his best material on the Face of Everyman. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you?” Few guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa bothered to even laugh or snicker. The venerable sage remained stoic.

Sunrise Viewing

Pembrook had discovered the ancient practice of Sunrise Viewing. Rising before dawn in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa he positioned himself to catch the first rays. Alas, fog obscured that magic moment. the Face of Everyman used such days to sleep in.

Disagreements

At first the Face of Everyman couldn’t believe his ears; these two argued about everything: politics, religion, where best to hunt worms, etc. With all this beauty around them in the form of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, one would think that they would find a lot less to disagree about.

Flashbulbs

Big Guy knew that celebrity status came with a price even here in the remote Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman had assigned a paparazzi to shadow the buck and learn the true size of his harem. Big Guy had hoped that he could just get on with his life without the cameras and flashbulbs.

Attack

The attack came swiftly and was without mercy. Luckily the Face of Everyman’s body was impenetrable. Most guests in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were deep asleep and the incident passed without notice.