Elizabeth met Puddy while on Spring Break in Fort Lauderdale. He had missed his cruise ship and was at odds as what to next. She convinced him to join her at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. They had so much in common; why, they even dressed alike. the Face of Everyman saw nothing but trouble ahead with these two.
U Dub
Belasco had stopped at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to ask directions to the university that had the best on going research into Crow behavior. He was tired of eating road kill and wanted the balanced diet of cage-life. Belasco’s demeanor was so brusque that at first the Face of Everyman feared for his life. At last, the venerable sage was able to blurt out: The U Dub has a good reputation.
Crash
The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa has an enviable safety record. But, every once in awhile, there is a crash landing. Seen, above as recorded by the security camera, is a behemoth entering Resort airspace and attempting an uncontrolled landing. the Face of Everyman and his small songbird friend, Terwilliger, are bracing for the inevitable.
Extraction
A tooth had been bothering Elwood all week. The dental clinic at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was closed during Spring Break so the Face of Everyman recommended the old fashioned method of extracting a loose baby tooth: Knot a piece of string around the tooth and jerk quickly. The venerable sage had reached out to the tooth fairy; alerting her to be ready with a small coin to reward Elwood’s achievement.
Predators
The secondary security camera caught Penelope as she turned towards the distant sound of a coyote calling it’s mate. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was a sanctuary but perhaps large predators were unaware of such niceties. the Face of Everyman had done an exemplary job informing members of the food chain which sources of protein were off limits. By and large his efforts were successful; but, raptors still preyed on pigeons and coyotes on cats. C’est la guerre.
Bailiff
Bosworth knew that as soon as he’d gained the prominence of the high office of Bailiff of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa some young punk would come along and try to unseat him. the Face of Everyman kept a tally; rarely did any of them last a week. After all, the perch was precarious and pay abysmal.
European Menace
The visitor held something in his mouth in an attempt to disguise his thick European accent but the Face of Everyman was not to be fooled by this villainous character. Tho’ he acted nonchalant, this demon from Hell was not welcome at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The venerable sage ignored the menace until he flew off. Gone now; but would return in vast hordes sometime soon.
Twist and Shout
Little Wilbur wasn’t sure he believed the Face of Everyman’s explanation as to how he ended up askew. It went something like this: while leading a group of Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa guests in a joyous sing a long, at the part where you do “Twist and Shout”; the venerable sage avers that he did twist and indeed shout: “Ouch!”
Tryouts
The coming of Spring meant Field & Track competitions would soon begin at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Seen above is Rusty going for his best in the Hop, Skip and Jump tryouts. the Face of Everyman often resented being the landing spot at the end of early attempts.
Pacific Flyway DST
After a week’s trial of Daylight Savings Time a decision was to be made wither to remain on this artificial setting or not. The Council of Four that over saw certain aspects of life at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa held a voice vote. the Face of Everyman broke the tie.
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