Inept

the Face of Everyman, mused that parents should not be allowed to bring their clumsy, unattractive children to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Who screens these reservations?  This family should be Red Tagged for the next six weeks; maybe longer.IMG_0278 (2)

Bugs

Miss Havisham passed through the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; she was amazed at the dearth of suitable bugs available for dining.  A bit chagrined, the Face of Everyman could only respond that it had been a cool summer so far and perhaps that would change.  He uncrossed his fingers as soon as she flew off.IMG_0204 (2)

Auditions

The Borscht Belt was in high season. Nightly new acts were booked into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  the Face of Everyman had to listen carefully as each act did a quick sketch.  This candidate did one liners:  “Take my wife. Please.”  “When I was a Kid my yo-yo never came back to me.”  By mid morning the venerable sage was ready for a stiff drink and his nap.  Flicker

Woodpecker

Cynthia stopped by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to visit with the Face of Everyman   She explained that she and Dexter had been creating a nest for this years brood.  She hoped to call on the venerable sage again soon if only Dexter would keep his agreement to incubate.  He kept slipping off to the casino.

Suet

Camilla was clear in her demands for a better quality of suet.  the Face of Everyman protested that he was but the middleman representing the good folks at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and that he would address this issue with the kindly ol’ pensioner.  Truth be told; Everyman was so over budget on bird seed and suet that he’d have to carry deficits clear into the third quarter.

Suet Scheme

Spotted Wilhelmina is reportedly in the Witness Protection Program.  She goes to great lengths to avoid having her picture taken.  Seen here, caught on the security camera, Wilhelmina seems unawares.  The rumor is never clear as to why she should be sequestered in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  the Face of Everyman has learned from his sources that she is expected to give testimony about a phony suet pyramid scheme.