Press sources accidentally leaked a file photo of the William Wallace Memorial Stone. It is thought that this error is actually meant to herald the temporary replacement of the Face of Everyman. The swap out of these two icons could occur as early as Friday an anonymous source revealed.
Cynthia stopped by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to visit with the Face of Everyman She explained that she and Dexter had been creating a nest for this years brood. She hoped to call on the venerable sage again soon if only Dexter would keep his agreement to incubate. He kept slipping off to the casino.
Camilla was clear in her demands for a better quality of suet. the Face of Everyman protested that he was but the middleman representing the good folks at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and that he would address this issue with the kindly ol’ pensioner. Truth be told; Everyman was so over budget on bird seed and suet that he’d have to carry deficits clear into the third quarter.
Spotted Wilhelmina is reportedly in the Witness Protection Program. She goes to great lengths to avoid having her picture taken. Seen here, caught on the security camera, Wilhelmina seems unawares. The rumor is never clear as to why she should be sequestered in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman has learned from his sources that she is expected to give testimony about a phony suet pyramid scheme.
Yesterday there was a comedy of errors committed by the kindly ol’ pensioner. Not one camera captured the rain of biblical proportions that occurred nor the reaction of any guest at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. So you are to be treated to a popular archival image of a guest enjoying the spa created by the William Wallace Memorial Stone. The stone often replaces the Face of Everyman when he is called away to serve in Her Majesty’s Secret Service. Coincidentally both stones were carved by the same gifted, but, reclusive artist.
It was her first day out of the nest. Instinct took Sunday Rose to the magical land of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. A wondrous being, the venerable sage told her where to find the most choice Beetles and Ants. the Face of Everyman prided himself on welcoming all new guests. He tried not to appear grumpy after being awaken from his afternoon nap.