The contestants practiced on dry land before they auditioned for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa synchronized swimming event. the face of Everyman hoped that he had some Olympic material here.
Synchronized
Valentine’s Day
Of course, the two returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to celebrate this day. the Face of Everyman wished that he had somebody special.
Streaming Eagles
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Marti Gras
The krewe assembled early for the ride on the floats in this year’s Marti Gras celebration at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman worried that he’d never get this mess cleaned up before Easter. krewe Morpheus was assigned the task. “In your dreams.” was their motto.
Coffee?
the Face of Everyman could always tell when Father Robin hadn’t had his morning coffee. Staff at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had overslept after a night of watching Super Bowl LVII trivia and replays.
Marauders
To measure the effectiveness of the catch and release program in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; the Face of Everyman began a census of the marauding raccoons. Hopefully fewer gardens would be destroyed by their foraging. Mom and her three Kitts could find new homes in the forest.
Deus ex machina
Despite La Nina/El Nino weather patterns the vast pool at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was running dry. Birds, animals and the Face of Everyman decried the situation. Luckily it was a deus ex machina that saved the day.
Error
POGO was surprised to learn that his nighttime images had gone viral and seen by 63 viewers. The security staff at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa did not ordinarily release photos of trespassers but in this case an error was made. the Face of Everyman made a public apology.
Red Flag
It was Mrs. Throckmorton who first raised the red flag. Meal worms had been added to the diet this week in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. She wanted the Face of Everyman to know that birds of the Pacific flyway weren’t used such foodstuff and might well have a bad reaction. It was just one more thing that the venerable sage had to worry about. Jeeze!
Climate
POGO spent his idle hours wondering if Punxsutawney Phil really knew anything about weather forecasting. The climate of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa seemed hardly predictable. the Face of Everyman usually relied upon The Farmer’s Almanac.
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