Learned scholars were unclear as to why Our Lady of Perpetual Unhappiness guarded the Daffodils of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. “But there you have it.” as the Face of Everyman used to say.
Guarding
Dating Service
Leroy listened to the rapping of a woodpecker on a metal stovepipe. This was the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; who looks for a mate using a man-made object? Leroy relied on ariel acrobatics. the Face of Everyman knew it was time to open his dating service app.
Greed
Ever the opportunist, Mort took what he wanted; the rest of the clan could complain, but so what. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa hosted all types. the Face of Everyman made special note of this Crow’s behavior for a paper he was writing for a conference to be held soon.
Goldfish crackers
The Crow Clan discover that they like the newfound flavor of stale crackers. the Face of Everyman was never sure about the covid choice of food.
Paucity
There was an amazing paucity of activity in the past day at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Desmond was about the only color to be seen. the Face of Everyman made a note in the registry.
Snow
Snow was forecasted for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. POGO had a brief window of time to forage before everything was covered in a thick blanket of white. the Face of Everyman ordered another hot buttered rum, and snuggled in.
Intruder
Hark! What was that? A cautious intruder was about to enter the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman expected the noise of the klaxon to scare him off.
Leap Day
A File Image to commemorate Leap Day in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman couldn’t understand what the fuss was all about. He had seen these days come and go before anybody cared about them.
Snow
Snow has covered most of the browse; so, breakfast was a lot of hunting and pecking in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. In the following morning it was all but gone. the Face of Everyman breathed a sigh of relief.
Memory
Winchell had returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for help with his memory. Seems that he was forgetting where he had cached his acorns. the Face of Everyman could only recommend OTC pills offered in the village pharmacy.
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