Cyril had seen better days; elite hotels where Perrier with a Ph of 5 was the drink de jure. After the market crashed he took to drinking from public fountains; perhaps free diving for small change. He was in total shock when he drank thirstily at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The traveler’s guide book prepared by the Face of Everyman gave no hint as to the swamp water pigswill a refined guest would encounter. The clinic staff assured Cyril that he did not need a Tetanus booster shot.
Eighty Sixed
Yikes! Tad was about cause the whole swimming beach to erupt. Anyone close would be swept out to sea as the virtual tsunami receded. the Face of Everyman shouted a warning to the onlookers as he himself clung tightly to his moorings. Tad may find himself Eighty Sixed at the next meeting of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa HOA representatives.
Accidents
the Face of Everyman had kept meticulous records over his many years at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Many injury accidents occurred shortly after happy hour ended at the bar. Most guests injuries required being seen at the Clinic. Nest building and family planning often proceeded haphazardly.
Boredom
The ol’ Pensioner’s Almanac failed to mention the almost catastrophic high tide that would occur on this date at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. However it did bring out the usual gawkers. No one mentioned anything about rescue efforts on behalf of the Face of Everyman but rather how high would the tide go. At last the water showed signs of receding and boredom set in.
The Gift
Hollingsworth wanted a family photo to give his Mother on Mothers Day. Trouble was that neither Marleen nor Randal wanted to be photographed. It didn’t matter that the backdrop was the beautifully manicured gardens of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. In the end the Face of Everyman photo-shopped smiling faces on each subject. Mom cried when she received such a precious gift.
Birthmark
Aasha returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa after three months of religious instruction on the subcontinent. He was an ideal convert. He was born with the sacred mark, the Tilak, in the middle of his forehead. He and the Face of Everyman conversed in flawless Hindi.
Inkblot
Lowman had ordered some male enhancing supplements. The effect was riotous in every way that the Face of Everyman could imagine. Lowman was the laughing stock of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He became known as a flying Rorschach test. A prize was offered for the most “original” perception.
Indefatigable
Everywhere that Ozwald looked he saw that the Ice Walkers had been here and had moved on; perhaps North beyond the wall. The entire landscape of the vast Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was covered in snow and ice. Even ever indefatigable the Face of Everyman was locked in ice and appeared a goner.
Philantropy
the Face of Everyman was intrigued when the Rockefeller twins, Landon and Brandon asked to borrow two Bitcoins in order to attend Philanthropy School here at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Asked why they needed to attend school on such a matter. Answer: “So we won’t give our money to rich people.” The venerable sage would think about it; long enough for them to forget that they had asked.
Speed Dating
Once again the pool boys had put way too much chlorine in the Olympic sized pool at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Eustace complained that he was losing his mating colors at the worst time: Winter Speed Dating Season. the Face of Everyman could certainly commiserate as the strong fumes made his eyes water. The tears smearing his new face Bronzer.
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