Knock-Knock

Sylly-Bell wanted to be a stand up comic.  She always tried out her new material on the Face of Everyman.  Today she doing Knock-Knock jokes; many she picked up from fledglings at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Most seemed nonsensical to the venerable sage; but, as seen above, Sylly-Bell can’t help but laugh.

Eggs

Mom brought Belinda to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to show her where tomorrow’s Easter Egg Hunt would be staged.  the Face of Everyman cautioned them about the sign carrying protesters likely to march from the village to here.  Those birds were adamant that true eggs were not meant for any festival; albeit that most were laid by those silly barn yard chickens.  But just the same . . .

Broken Heart

Maxine was sure that she would be the one to pull the float in tonight’s Mardi Gras parade.  She gotten an expensive pedicure as she knew that all eyes in the Foggy Bottom Resort and Spa would be dazzled by her shiny hooves.  She nearly went into shock when she learned that there would be no parade this year.  the Face of Everyman attempted to placate her with a jar of his signature White Oak Acorns dipped in exotic essential oils.  She would have none of it; she just wanted to cry.  The venerable sage was certain that, by morning, his offering would assuage her broken heart.

Wedding

Doreen received an invitation to the wedding of Harry and Meghan.  No one was sure how the request for her presence found its way to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa but now she had to learn the proper way to curtsy.  Who better to instruct her in court procedures than the Face of Everyman?

Full Moon

The first full moon of the new year brought out many forest creatures.  Most wandered down to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to pay their respects to the Face of Everyman.  Their well meaning intentions caused the ancient one to loose his only chance for REM sleep.  By sunrise he was one crabby curmudgeon.