Elizabeth could hardly wait for classes at the Montetorkie school to be over. By sundown today she will have given report cards to all of her students and cleaned out her desk. There was a popular new bar tender at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Lounge. Perhaps Rob will join her for a few Long Island Iced Teas. the Face of Everyman hoped that the Rum Runners shipment of booze showed up soon. Elizabeth always drank as though she had a real thirst to quench.
Stood Up
Rob wasn’t sure what time he had told Elizabeth to meet him at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; but, clearly he was alone. the Face of Everyman waited a few minutes and then pointed out to Rob that this week was Spring Break and all the teachers and students of the Montetorkie school were on a mini-vacation. The Cafe would be open till two if he was hungry.
KFLL
Elizabeth met Puddy while on Spring Break in Fort Lauderdale. He had missed his cruise ship and was at odds as what to next. She convinced him to join her at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. They had so much in common; why, they even dressed alike. the Face of Everyman saw nothing but trouble ahead with these two.
Circuit Rider
The circuit rider reverend arrived to give a memorial for Lem the pigeon lost to a Raptor on Friday. The Reverend Wigglesworth disliked the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa because there was no live TV feed to the networks. Neither Songbird nor Pigeon attended. Could the Face of Everyman forgotten to post the announcement?
Declined
Jonah was fit to be tied. The honey moon suite at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was undergoing renovation. Their luggage was misrouted to Denver and his Platinum Card was declined. the Face of Everyman completely understood that level of exasperation. He offered the newly weds three nights in a small AirB&B, complements of one of his vast holding companies.
Parking
Elizabeth could never be sure where her legal rights were. She was a tenured employee at the Montietorkie school here on the grounds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. She had been on a bit of a medical sabbatical and now she was back. Yet for seemingly no reason at all the Face of Everyman refused to validate her parking ticket. The venerable saga quoted some drivel about tabs and stickers all out of date.
Long Island Iced Tea
Three day weekends have been the hardest for Elizabeth. Time weighs heavily on her hands. the Face of Everyman is her sponsor but they know that full recovery is difficult. Her teaching position at the Montietorkie school is being held for her. The lush surroundings of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa gives her an unwarranted sense of confidence. Surely one Long Island Iced Tea wouldn’t hurt.
Querent
Elizabeth returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for a virtual Tarot Card reading. Her attempts at speed dating hadn’t gone well and she sought answers from the cards as interpreted by the Face of Everyman. Repeated spreads revealed a lonely future for the eager querent.
Cigarette
Few New Year’s Resolutions last very long, even at the magical Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. In her first words after she got off of the bus Elizabeth asked, “Either of you handsome young men got a cigarette?” the Face of Everyman could feel his cough reflex start to kick in. His voice would be horse by sundown.
Online Dating
Elizabeth was hurt and angry. She had put herself out there on eAvian dot Com. Now that they were meeting face to face at the exclusive Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa it all seemed so wrong. What had she been thinking; he wasn’t even her type. the Face of Everyman kept his own counsel.
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